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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
ravioliwings
charlesoberonn

At my funeral, I’m gonna hire somebody with a scar to look over my body and audibly whisper “I should’ve been the one to finally take you out.”

Alternatively, they could also whisper “They won’t get away with this. I’m gonna finish what you started, old friend.”

deusabinitio

They’ll have instructions to read the room and choose which they deem best fit

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ravioliwings
nautilusopus

i’m gonna use my hacking powers to do an all pyjama run in pokemon y

nautilusopus

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Mission parameters set.

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Fuck that noise.

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YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM

nautilusopus

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God this is gonna suck when I get to Frost Cavern. 

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Still holding on tight to that 3DS I don’t have and couldn’t figure out how to get back. Our mom’s probably holding it hostage.

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Haha I’m never going back in there in case the game notices I’m not wearing the default outfit and forces me into actual clothes again. 

nautilusopus

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Oh hey, do you want to see how it resolved the issue of not having a full render model?

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The short answer is it didn’t.

nautilusopus

Every now and then notes for this float past my dash and I’m forcibly reminded that I had to stop because I got trapped behind Nurse Joy’s counter and couldn’t figure out how to leave the Pokémon Center because the camera clipped through the floor into PokéHell.

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we-weavile

@flabebabe

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acapelladitty

I wish I put as much effort into my life as Phil Collins did into the Tarzan soundtrack

mendes-holland

One time my Spanish 2 teacher was like “I dont have a lesson today. We’re watching Tarzan” and put it in the VHS (This was 2010). We [sophomores - seniors, I was a junior] were super excited. The movie starts and my friend and I look at each other and say at the same time “IS PHIL COLLINS SINGING IN SPANISH?!” I went home that night and found out Phil Collins sang the songs in the English, Italian, German, Spanish, and French versions of the film. Mind blown.

katniss-everbeans

He did not have to go that HORD but Phil did it for us

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